The Trash Golf Hat Lineup, Explained: Which One Is for You

Every hat we make shares one build: a 5 panel waterproof performance shell, laser perforated side panels, a flat corded rope across the brim, and a snapback that fits most heads. What changes is the personality. Here is the honest guide to picking yours.

The Presidential

White shell, red white and blue TRASH lettering, gold rope. It is the flagship and the loudest hat we make while still being a white golf hat, which is to say not loud at all until someone reads it. If you only get one, this is the one. See The Presidential.

The Trash Panda

All black with tonal arch lettering and a black rope. This is the daily driver: it goes with everything, hides sunscreen and sweat, and reads as a normal premium cap until someone clocks the name. See The Trash Panda.

Wolf Grey

Mid grey shell, clean tonal look. The most office friendly hat in the line, if your office is a golf course. See Wolf Grey.

Blush Pink

Soft pink with white lettering. Wears bigger than it sounds; pink golf hats stopped being a statement years ago and started being a staple. See Blush Pink.

The Elite Trash Hat

Blue shell, the sleeper pick of the line. See The Elite.

The Two-Tone Tony

Cream front, contrast brim, varsity T. The most old school silhouette we make. See The Two-Tone Tony.

The Woods

Camo. For the golfer whose ball spends real time in there. See The Woods.

How to choose

All of them live in the hat collection, ship from Oradell, New Jersey, and come from a brand that started with 200 hats and a folding table at a muni. That story is here.